original airdate: October 11, 1965
Goober storms into the courthouse "tensed." He complains to Andy about the "feller" working at the sheriff's office who gives out, in Goober's opinion, superfluous and unwarranted tickets for such acts as "matching pennies" and leaving greasy rags bunched up in a barrel ("Well, it never has combusted"). Meanwhile, Deputy Sheriff Warren Ferguson makes his screen debut, diligently inspecting Mayberry's shopping district and promptly helping Aunt Bee carry a sack of groceries. Unfortunately, the cheap bag breaks when Warren lifts it; as Warren remarks, "they certainly don't make paper bags like they used to." Aunt Bee mentions to Warren that the supplies they are carrying are for the ladies' auxiliary bazaar. As a man who was "born with compassion," Warren fondly remembers his participation in charity bazaars at the men's club back home [Warren is from Boston]. Before Aunt Bee leaves, Warren informs her of the need to fill out a permit for such an event. Aunt Bee seems unduly irritated by Warren's assertiveness in assuring her bazaar operates within the law. Sheriff Andy Taylor, always lax in such matters, never required permits for previous auxiliary functions. Aunt Bee reluctantly goes with Warren to the courthouse so the proper paper work can be filed.
At the courthouse, Aunt Bee's patience wears thin as Warren asks if alcoholic beverages will be sold on the premises (question #27) and if anyone connected with the bazaar has a criminal record (question #28). Seeing his aunt become increasingly miffed, Andy cuts the session short and, after Aunt Bee leaves, explains to Warren that such legality is not required in Mayberry including ticketing for harmless activities like matching pennies. Warren takes a stand on this issue, as gambling is one of his "pet peaves"; thus, he emphatically maintains that "gambling in any manner, shape, or form is against the law."
Later, while observing the bazaar, Warren discovers a
bingo game in progress. He has no choice
but to arrest the gambling grannies, recruiting Goober's
truck as a makeshift paddy wagon. Andy, of course, is shocked to
see Aunt Bee and her friends in the courthouse, but
Warren has the solution; he proposes that Andy finds the
ladies guilty but suspends their sentence thus
allowing the women to leave and the matter to be
forgotten. Andy agrees, and all
In a cute scene, a relieved Warren sticks out his hand to shake Andy's. Andy doesn't know what his new deputy is trying to do so Warren pulls his hand back and juts it out again. This time Andy understands and shakes hands with the deputy. Warren then delivers a line that will be used as the title of an Andy Griffith Show quote book compiled by renown TAGS experts Ken Beck and Jim Clark [I'm Proud to Call You My Friend: A Collection of Special Moments of Friendship from the Andy Griffith Show, Rutledge Hill Press, 2002]: "Andy, granted in this great, enormous universe of ours, you're nothing more than a tiny dot, a speck, a minute insignificant nothin', but I'm proud to call you my friend."
This touching moment is smashed like so many asteroids in the great, enormous universe after ring leader Aunt Bee riles up the ladies about the principle of being found guilty and having a criminal record. They return to the courthouse and demand that the charges be dropped or they will stay in jail and await a jury trial. Andy assumes that Warren, the arresting officer, will drop the charges, but Warren will not play that game. He is a by-the-books law enforcer who has no intention of compromising. In a rage, Andy storms out of the courthouse.
the illegal bingo game...
biddies off to jail.
At the Taylors' house, Andy and Opie wait for Aunt Bee to come home
because, certainly, after spending a good part of the day in jail,
she will be more than happy to make them dinner. Hunger taking over,
Andy resorts to actually cooking dinner himself. Before
he can crack open the eggs, a man toting his blubbering daughter
comes to the door wondering what he is supposed to do
about dinner now that his wife is in jail [now, most
of Aunt Bee's gang look like grandmothers, but
whatever]. Andy offers to cook them scrambled eggs
and ends up feeding several protesting husbands and
Desperate for a final solution to the mess, Andy returns to the courthouse to find Warren serving the ladies meals outside the cells and the ladies doing everything from laundry to weightlifting. After commenting on the lack of organization at the jail, Warren reasserts his commitment to the charges. An exasperated Andy stomps out again and even throws a rock which breaks a window. He is met by Goober who, in an uncharacteristic moment, gives Andy an idea.
Andy returns to the courthouse and tells Warren that the ladies are insisting on a jury trial; such a trial, Andy believes, the women have a good chance of winning. The always confident Warren dismisses such an idea believing that he has an "open and shut" case. Andy bets Warren a dollar that the ladies will be acquitted. Warren takes the bait and Andy informs him that he is being arrested for gambling. Backed against the wall, Warren agrees to tear up the citation. Later, upon hearing there is also a kissing booth at the bazaar, Warren intends to check the morals code only to have Andy threaten bodily harm.
morals code on this one."
Warren, the Real "Eagle Eye"
"Eagle Eye" Warren with
measuring tape at the ready.
Secondly, Mayberry was a very conservative town. It was a dry county and, we can assume, was just as strict on gambling. Warren had strong moral convictions against the practice ("remember Chicago in the '20s?") and thus fit right into Mayberry society. One may argue that bingo is not gambling but Barney Fife himself once singled out the game as a blatant example of such an act. In the episode Andy and Opie's Pal, Barney told Andy about a complaint Gomer had regarding a gimmick at Pearson's Sweet Shop where, if a patron purchased a peppermint with a colored center, he or she could win more peppermints or even a flashlight. Gomer kept finding white centers and informed Barney. Barney suspected deception on the part of the merchant and mentioned to Andy that there must be a law against such a scam. Andy responded that there were also laws against gambling (hmmm, so Andy considered the peppermint game to be gambling). Barney replied, "Oh, come on Andy, now that's not really gambling; I mean, it's not like bingo or something like that." So, Barney would be on Warren's side on this matter but, like with the greasy rags, Barney's "old baby blues" must have missed a blatant display of gambling at a popular social function as, we are to assume, the bingo games at the ladies' auxiliary bazaars went on until Warren came to town. It seems someone was shirking his duty. And a sidenote: Warren was even more professionally attired than Barney, with his shoulder strap always secured.
If looks could kill:
Aunt Bee is unaware of the
opportunities that await her.
to Intellectual Greatness
Warren may have been unable to encourage the auxiliary women to break the bonds of their male oppressors; however, he was able to inspire another character to greater intellectual achievement. It was Goober, of all people, who gave Andy the idea on how to solve the situation. Goober admitted to discussing with Floyd the possibility of a jury trial for the ladies. Goober talking about something other than motors and Floyd talking about something other than the sayings of Calvin Coolidge is impressive enough; but Goober and Floyd arriving at the unpopular but well-reasoned conclusion that "I bet if there's a trial, Warren's side would win" is incredible! Warren would recruit Goober's help several times during his 11-episode stint in Mayberry. Alas, Warren never again inspired Goober to such astute mental feats; however, for one flash moment during The Bazaar, Goober was an intelligent and informed citizen.
"I'll kill ya!":
Andy threatens his deputy.
I can draw one conclusion: Andy was suffering from a mid-life crisis during Warren's tenure as deputy. Andy Griffith was 39 when this episode originally aired, so I will assume Andy Taylor was also approaching the big 4-0. Nearly 40 and still living with Aunt Bee must have finally taken its toll on the sheriff. Opie was growing up fast which probably added to his depression about getting older. Even more of a contribution to his emotional strain were the years going out with stuffy Miss Crump. Helen seemed a bit of a prude which could only have caused Andy years of amorous frustrations.
Andy was definitely in a rut and here comes this new handsome, young, robust deputy who, unlike Barney, does not owe his career to Andy. He admitted in The Bazaar to being deputy at several sheriff offices before Mayberry; thus, he had much more experience than Barney did when "Fife the Fierce" started his career on Andy's force. He was also ambitious and not against holding to his ideals even when they were contrary to the way things went in Mayberry. Maybe Andy wished he could trade places with Warren and be a handsome, young go-getter with no one tying him down and with a promising career in front of him. Whatever his feelings, they came out as pent-up rage finally finding its safety valve in the Mayberry newcomer. Andy's extreme mood swings exacerbated Warren's strict policing style [the same style the beloved Barney used for years] in the eyes of Mayberry residents. The people of Mayberry, therefore, never fully accepted Warren as part of their community, despite his relation to Floyd, thus hastening his exit.
Many of the Warren-haters claim that Warren was an annoying character and over-did the "huh?-huh?-huh?" gimmick. It is possible that, to some of the more easily irritated viewers, Warren's scene with Aunt Bee, Opie, and the grocery bags might be just a tad bit annoying (but in the most adorable way, of course). This scene was Warren's first on TAGS and the character's habits and traits were being introduced to the audience and were, therefore, exaggerated. In fact, such can be said for the entire episode. Warren would not interrupt people and use his "huh?-huh?-huh?" line as often in future shows as he did here. Warren will soon settle down. To prove this hypothesis, I have created a "huh-dometer" to record how many times Warren said "huh?" in each of his 11 episodes. The counters are posted after each episode's synopsis. Those who made up their mind about Warren after only watching his debut did not give Warren a fair chance. Well, better late than never; you know what I mean, huh?-huh?-huh?
huh? huh? huh?
Sure ya do!
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